Well, this Sunday is the big day! This is the Christ Fellowship I-don’t-know-how-many-annual Chili cookoff! And I can’t wait! As usual, the prizes will go to the cook with the Best-Tasting, the Spiciest and the Most Exotic. The ever-coveted prizes will be the Bent Spoon Awards. These almost world-famous awards are being custom made as we speak by some of the finest craftsmen in Murano, Italy. They are using the finest materials including hand picked African Mahogany, inlays of brass and bronze, with solid 24k gold spoons and Corinthian marble for the labeling. I hope to get them back before church time Sunday or I may have to resort to twisting some bailing wire around some Walmart spoons on pine out of my shed and spray painting it all gold. But we’ll see.
Anyway, I’m looking forward to that and also to hearing Morris Hoover bring the message! It’s going to be a good day in the Lord’s House! I love you all! — Todd